robo butts: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse: ›

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
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zurdaizquierdista:

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crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

what

OH MY GOD

 wow

I only listened because Lynda reblogged this and I know her taste is not THAT bad(loveu) but also the comments and yes..

WHAT

what kind of demon choir opening up the pits of hell to drag us all down

This is what they play in hell man

omfg

(via endomusia)

(via rom0tt)

Is picking a friend up from the police station because she got hit by a car a valid excuse for doing shit in my exam?

I sure hope so

mum just sent me like 5 pictures of my cat

now we’re talking about the vampire diaries

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Jay-Z vs. U2 - Heart of the Bloody City

Just heard this on the radio, lush

#u2  #jay z  #glastonbury  

Getting obsessed with pickled onions

my breath is going to be in a permanent state of disgusting 

I got a free Starbucks today too. We met up with one of the dudes in the LGBT that’s going a PhD, he’s got to be about 60+ but he’s well respected and loved.

He bought us a drink each and we spoke about loads of different stuff, from upcoming elections to German internment camps on the Isle of Man. 

I love people like him

(via kingbritish)

I just got into Uni today and I saw two of my mates walking to the SU, so I went to go talk to them and it turns out that one of them had just been hit by a car. Her back wheel from her bike had been hit off and she was limping

As soon as she told me I laughed.

She was fine so I wasn’t going to ask if she was okay if she clearly was bar a few bruises and cuts.

She’s in A&E now so maybe I’m a horrible person but she’s not dead so it’s fine 

I can hear someone listening to Tina Turner

I must find them

(via cj-sewers)

Anonymous asked: You're saying that as if you know who I am?

Well, I have an idea.

Even so, I’d be willing to speak to anyone that I used to know. Except for my dad, but that’s the only exception. 

Why spend life holding grudges? We’re only here once

Anonymous asked: Because we couldn't anymore, sorry. You too.

Well I hope that one day you’ll be able to talk to me again, I’d be willing to talk to you, any time. 

Anonymous asked: Yes, it was his old stuff, his new music is too mainstream. No, we never talk.

You good little person you. How come we don’t talk? I hate drifting from people. I hope you’re doing alright anyway